Xmas Crack: Distinctive Xmas Sounds from the Merriest Kids in Town

by The Death Panels x CuSO4 x The Exit Bags x Will Letcher

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released December 24, 2012

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Track Name: The Death Panels - Hell of Christmas (With Youuuuuuuuu)
it's that time of year again
gather your family and friends
the time of santa and snowmen
and peppermint flavored milkshakes

candy canes are on my brain
though i think egg nog is lame
either way this festive food
puts me in a jolly ol' mood

the guy on the bus asked
"do you got a watch?
'cuz i want to know what time it is today" (time today?!)
i said "yo, i don't need a watch
to know that that it's christmas time!" (hooray!)

'cuz i'm feeling hella christmas
you should be hella christmas too
it's so great to be hella christmas--
hella christmas with you

some people say that kwanzaa is fake
and that chanukkah is so lame
but that's not very christmas of them
you love all holidays the same!

the guy on the bus asked
"do you got a watch?
'cuz i want to know what time it is today" (time today?!)
i said "yo, i don't need a watch
to know that that it's christmas time!" (hooray!)

'cuz i'm feeling hella christmas
you should be hella christmas too
it's so great to be hella christmas--
hella christmas with you
Track Name: CuSO4 - Santa Isn't Kidding
There was trouble that night,
moon shinging bright;
snow on the ground,
the keys can't be found.

They needed to get home,
to break the wish bone;
they couldn't start without,
the family locked out,

Then came a sleigh,
down, down it came,
Santa there did hold
a key of solid gold,

"But now, now," he said,
and he shook his head,
you're on the list,
you're getting punished!

And he used the key
to open up the door,
and with no remorse
he up and stole their tree.

Now i hope you see,
and its all made clear,
santa's not your friend,
he's a vigilante.
Track Name: The Exit Bags - Santa Ray
santa's on his sleigh now
he's yelling at the reindeer
he's looking for a chimney
they're busy talking to each other
mrs. claus was talking to the elves
says you ought to wear a sweater
it's always like this in december
says that it's as cold as ever
ho ho ho

santa starts to slow his sleigh down
he's gonna park it on the roof-roof
he couldn't find a chimney
it doesn't have a chimney
gonna go in through the back door
he couldn't fit in sideways
gonna go in though the back door
said he couldn't fit in sideways
ho ho ho

suzie's in the living room
she couldn't get to sleep-sleep
she couldn't wait to see the presents
looking underneath the tree-tree
she couldn't find the barbie
santa's in the kitchen
looking for the milk and cookies
looking for the milk and cookies
ho ho ho

santa comes in with his bag-bag
suzie hears the bells-bells
turns around and looks at santa
says she wants to take a ride-ride
there's no time to take a ride-ride
i gotta ride around the world-world
gotta ride around the world-world
i gotta give the kids their presents
ho ho ho
Track Name: Will Letcher - A Very Blue Christmas
On Christmas Eve, I couldn't sleep
I was trying to fight the cold
On Christmas Day I threw it away
I saw no silver or gold

As time goes on, the magic's gone
Another year alone
The flames are few and the fire's blue
Another year unkown